The Christmas Mac-n-Cheese Mystery by M.A. Innes

Author:M.A. Innes [Innes, M.A.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2023-11-02T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 13

Ruslan

“Russie?” Daddy had a very Daddy sound in his voice, so I looked extra special sweet when I smiled at him.

Good boy.

I was Daddy’s good boy. “Yes, Daddy?”

“I want you to remember that lying to Daddy isn’t nice.” Daddy ignored my pout and even my confused face. “Do you have to go potty?”

I was Daddy’s good boy.

“I’m a very nice boy, Daddy.” Little. Little. Little. Not big. “Very nice, Daddy.”

“Come on.” Daddy climbed up off the floor and took my hand, pretending I wasn’t pouting. “Spiderman needs to go potty.”

But I didn’t wanna.

“Spiderman goes potty or Spiderman gets a diaper.” Daddy even ignored me flopping to the ground. “Should Daddy pick?”

No.

“Potty, Daddy.” Pouting hadn’t been right…I should have whined. “I hurry.”

Daddy snorted and followed me as I hurried to the potty. “Daddy read your limits list.”

Shoot.

I forgot.

Big me had been very excited but not smart.

“I’m fast, Daddy.” Big me was very naughty.

“Not too fast or you’ll make a mess.” Daddy stood outside the door as I hurried into the bathroom. “Sit. No messes. If you need help, you have to ask.”

Big me was very very not smart.

Daddy closed the door.

Bestest Daddy ever.

“No messes, Daddy.” No messes. Be careful so I don’t have to ask for help. “I’ll be good.”

Shoot.

Scrunching up my face didn’t help.

I saw it.

Shoot.

Big me remembered why I’d wanted it on.

Ugh.

I finished going to the bathroom, but I couldn’t find little me again. He was in the back of my head giggling at the predicament I’d gotten myself into.

“You’re too quiet. Did you fall in?” How he could ask that so seriously I’d never know.

“No, but I lost little me. He got flushed down the toilet and now I’m just embarrassed me.” And feeling sillier by the second.

Daddy coughed but we both knew he was covering his laughter. “Can I come in?”

“Yes.” I was technically covered but wearing my Spiderman outfit and trying to decide if blushing and pouting at the same time was physically possible.

Opening the door, Daddy didn’t look like he thought I was silly. He just kissed my cheek and turned me around to face the sink. “I thought that might happen once you couldn’t ignore it any longer.”

Daddy was a very smart Daddy.

He was also washing my hands and still very happy to be in charge, so I leaned back into him and pretended it wasn’t real. “I’m still ignoring it, Daddy.”

He didn’t bother hiding his laughter that time, but it was mostly a soft snort. “Alright.”

Daddy had agreed way too easily.

“I’m not going to talk about it.” He needed to know that. “I’m going to ignore it.”

“That’s fine.” Daddy kissed my cheek and dried my hands before hanging up the towel. “You don’t have to.”

Why?

“You like talking. That’s why I had to tell you. I didn’t want to surprise you.” I didn’t want him to worry.

“Thank you for making sure I understood where you were mentally.” He was still being very understanding and kissed my cheek again. “I have your limits list and I was prepared for this moment.

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